re: Do you feel like your kids are getting the short end of the stick?

Man thats hilarious. I grew up with water hose too.

I can remember a similar confusion when I was a kid and a guy asked me to go fetch some "ready rolls" out of his saddle bag.

Didn't know what it was, but figured if I looked in there I might be able to tell. No dice.

Went back "I don't see any ready rolls".

Yeah there's a carton in there, Winstons, get 'em for me.