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re: Fav. Seinfeld Episode?

Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:16 pm to
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

The Voice 

"Mr. Thomassoulo likes to play dirty? Well there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil." 

"As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken." 
"And with Darin's help, we'll get that chicken!"



Hellooooooo....la la la


I've been beaned by a giant ball of oiiiiiiiiiil


People like to hate on the final season, but there are some real gems.
Posted by GeauxTGRZ
PTal
Member since Oct 2005
4769 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:17 pm to
The Hamptons

quote:

They'd pick her up in about ten minutes.
Posted by RoleTideFan80
Member since Aug 2017
794 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:22 pm to
Yeah, and I think Jerry knew that it was time to go out. The timing was right. Your right, some nit picking on some of those said gems you mentioned. I actually thought the last episodes were kinda sad. They played "Time of my life" by Green Day.
Posted by Notro
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Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:31 pm to
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

The Chinese Restaurant.


It's not as polished and fast-paced as some of the later episodes, but if you wanted one episode to sum up what the hell this show is, it's The Chines restaurant.

Nothing happens, yet everything happens.

And I still think it has the maybe the funniest scene and probably funniest line of the whole series..


quote:


Chinese guy: I tell her you not here, she say curse word, I hang up.

George: I missed her, she called...... He yelled... Cartwright.

Jerry: Who's Cartwright?

George: I'm Cartwright

Jerry: You're not Cartwright

George: Of Course I'm Not Cartwright!


The entire sequence is pure genius...acting, writing, timing, e erything. It's as good as a sitcom will ever be. LINK
This post was edited on 11/1/18 at 8:36 pm
Posted by Obi-Wan Tiger
Fulshear TX
Member since Jan 2004
6944 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:37 pm to
The Package
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25720 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:44 pm to
Soup nazi was my favorite
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
6900 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:45 pm to
The one where Kramer puts a hot tub in his apartment and The English Patient (Kramer orders a bunch of Cuban people) are two of my favorites
Posted by MAUCKjersey1
Houston Oil and Gas
Member since Aug 2005
3531 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:46 pm to
Anti-Dentite
Posted by Me
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2003
4820 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:56 pm to
The jerk store called and they're running out of you. I'm sure that's the official episode name lol.
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
20603 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:14 pm to
You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
156001 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:15 pm to
Hot Tub

Mon it was not da snooze!
Posted by EGCROSS
Northern Idaho
Member since Dec 2007
1353 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:35 pm to
The one were George does the opposite and become successful. He got the Yankees job in that episode. My favorite.
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18221 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:37 pm to
The Blood

Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18221 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:39 pm to
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The Alex theater.



The george storyline in that episode is so awesome.

Dont you see!?! he's doing it fool lloyd braun!
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21238 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:41 pm to
No one favorite, so I'll just throw out Puerto Rican day.

Love it when the three aliases meet each other.

Pennypacker, Vandelay, Varnson.

Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18221 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:43 pm to
Definitely a great episode. Almost never re-run nowadays because its sooo offensive.

"it's like this every day in puero rico"
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
37794 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:51 pm to
"Rhymes with Doloris" (Susan Walters) is probably my favorite. "Junior Mint" (they're delicious!) and I've never laughed so hard as when the mint goes in Elaine's boyfriend's stomach during surgery. Rhymes with Doloris and Junior Mint are actually in the same episode come to think of it.



Man Bro is another favorite. When George and his mom walk in on Kramer and George's dad (Jerry Stiller) trying on the Man Bro.



lol

"They're Spectacular" with Terri Hatcher is another of my favorites.
This post was edited on 11/1/18 at 10:04 pm
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 10:12 pm to
The Contest is clearly the best episode

The Chinese Restaurant has the greatest TV dialogue of all time.

Fusilli Jerry is pretty high, but so are many others.
This post was edited on 11/1/18 at 10:14 pm
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 10:13 pm to
Smuckers
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