re: Am I a jerk for this... thanks lessons learned.

Uber back to Mississippi? I did offer my keys but he didn’t know where the car was. Childish yes probably but by that point I was fed up. He’s a know it all and I constantly google everything he says. I can promise if the roles were reversed and we were on his boat somewhere, it will be dark before we come back. Hence I rarely go out if I want to be back at a specific time.