re: **Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis Topic**

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When Jeselnick said that Patrice O'Neal was so fat that he must deep fry his hands before biting his fingernails, I completely lost my shite.

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That wasn’t even his best joke of the night. I really think he delivered the best Roast joke of all time that only Patrice himself got:

“Mike Tyson, I love you. You’re my favorite boxer of all time. I don’t even want to stand up here and make fun of you. Besides what can you say about Mike Tyson that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?”

Richard Pryor’s discography