re: A happily married, straight, white Christian man with a family

Is making a comback. Why? Because it's natural, and the kids of these unions (monogamous christian couple in a covenant relationship) are, for the most part, well adjusted, polite, respectful of authority, and industrious. Plus they don't have a chip on their shoulder and wake up one morning and decide to kill their classmates in school.

Here's to white (or black) Christian men with families. America needs you more than ever.