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TIL Xherdan Shaqiri shaves his pubes
Posted on 6/22/18 at 4:37 pm
Posted on 6/22/18 at 4:37 pm
But I feel like I've always known that to be true
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Posted on 6/22/18 at 4:40 pm to hendersonshands
He was probably born hairless, like the wily mole rat. And being the midget that he is, being pubeless probably increases his package size perception by 0.5 inches.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 4:42 pm to crazy4lsu
I feel like Shaqiri has an assistant whose full time job is to shave all of the hair off his body.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 4:43 pm to hendersonshands
This is when this board is at its best.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 4:44 pm to hendersonshands
Also, Shaqiri either have the world's smallest penis or an absolute hog. I can't get a proper read on it.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 4:45 pm to hendersonshands
I bet it's a midget assistant who climbs on him to reach those hard to get places. When they fly, the midget sits on top of him and they wear a normal size trenchcoat so they only have to pay for one seat.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 4:46 pm to crazy4lsu
Google lists him at 5'7. If he's 5'7, I'm 6'3
Posted on 6/22/18 at 4:51 pm to hendersonshands
There is no way he's more than 5'5.
He looks like a baby ogre.
This pic makes him seem way smaller than 5'7. Pep is reportedly 5'11.
He looks like a baby ogre.
This pic makes him seem way smaller than 5'7. Pep is reportedly 5'11.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 4:52 pm to crazy4lsu
He looks like a 5 year old who is picturing himself as an adult.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 4:57 pm to hendersonshands
These Albanian-Swiss boys do have some amazing long shot ability.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 5:02 pm to crazy4lsu
If he owns any less than 10 pairs of acid washed jeans, I'd be shocked
Posted on 6/22/18 at 5:04 pm to hendersonshands
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This post was edited on 8/14/25 at 11:27 am
Posted on 6/22/18 at 5:04 pm to GeauxTigers2020
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This post was edited on 8/14/25 at 11:27 am
Posted on 6/22/18 at 5:06 pm to GeauxTigers2020
He definitely has at least a dozen pairs of Oakleys as well
Posted on 6/22/18 at 5:08 pm to hendersonshands
M’lady
Posted on 6/22/18 at 5:10 pm to Caplewood
He looks like Justin Timberlake with dwarfism
Posted on 6/22/18 at 5:43 pm to hendersonshands
quote:
But I feel like I've always known that to be true
Sounds like this has been a thought that has crossed your mind quite a few times...
Posted on 6/22/18 at 6:10 pm to hendersonshands
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Google lists him at 5'7. If he's 5'7, I'm 6'3
This post was edited on 6/22/18 at 6:11 pm
Posted on 6/22/18 at 6:59 pm to Keys Open Doors
Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:04 pm to hendersonshands
quote:
I feel like Shaqiri has an assistant whose full time job is to shave all of the hair off his body.
He’s 4 feettall, how long could it take
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