re: Starbucks to close all company-owned stores on afternoon of May29 for racial-bias educatio

You want to know why Trump won? This is why Trump won. 2 men were trespassing, wouldn’t buy anything, and refused to leave, so they called the police. But hey, since they’re black, then they can get away with anything. I guess if I walk into my apartment this afternoon and a black guy is there mooching on my WiFi and sitting on my couch that I can’t kick him out or call the police because that would make me a racist.

This is the dumbest one yet. You know how many times I’ve seen Starbucks kick out hobos who come in? Like almost every time I’m at a Starbucks for any extended period of time.

But hey, Starbucks I guess is now a homeless shelter instead of a coffee shop. Everyone come on in. You’re closing? How dare you, you fricking racist. I’m not leaving because it’s warm in here and this couch is comfy. frick you.