re: Coaching T-Ball for the first time. Suggestions?

Our coach used to yell "Hit the ball, you cod," every time someone was up to bat.

He also would ask the drama teacher to step into the room anytime we were inside for weather, then proceed to demonstrate all the ways in which she was wearing too much makeup.

We had a really fat guy named Doug and whenever Doug tried to run the abrasive action of his man hams caused his shorts to get sucked into his crotch region. Coach thought that was hilarious and made Doug run all the time and would yell shite at him, like "you breaking a sweat, yet, tiny?" Doug had a mustache.

He won a couple of state championships, so there must be something to all of this.