re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been

It’s been a few years and I hadn’t been a pharmacist for very long and I learned this lesson the hard way.. never just take what someone hands you

This nice middle age black guy came in the store and he had this rubbery “thing” I had never seen something like it before .. it was silicone and had a slit down the middle of it.. it had this fuzz on it and I couldn’t really piece it together …

So I go out on the floor and leave the pharmacy and talk to the guy to get more information about what he’s looking for.. I’m holding this thing in my hand and he said “ yeah I keep this on my dick to keep it hard”… plot twist.. it wasn’t fuzz it was fricking pubes …..

Internally I screamed , I don’t know how my face didn’t turn completely beet red. But I politely handed the pseudo cock ring back to the nice guy and said we didn’t carry that product ..

Walk back into the pharmacy and I just bathed in hand sanitizer and my manager was back there working with me and said what’s going on and I said “ I pretty much just touched this black guys dick” and everyone back there starting dying laughing