Single as in never been married, but been with the same woman for 4 years and living together over 2 years now. Being only 26 I'd say that's not too bad either.

But I'm more than open to your Roger's Relationship Advice. Nothing brings a man closer to his wife than being isolated in Alaska, your house accessible only by boat and plane and the nearest town hundreds of miles away. It really makes you focus on your partner.
Cheating is also impossible for you. Just not because of the lack of people, distance, and isolation. Its because your wife is a grizzly bear who would kill your mistress if she caught her. Because your mistress is a moose which is your grizzly bear wife's favorite prey.

Because you live in fricking Alaska. When's the last time you even saw a human female?
Foreplay everywhere is to get things heated up, but in Alaska foreplay is literally like 3p minutes of fingering just to thaw the frozen pussy out. That's why oral sex in Alaska isn't for pleasure, they use the warmth of their breath thaw their partners privates faster. They can't risk actual oral sex because if you lick them frozen Alaskan genitals then your tongue might get stuck

And Roger the fricking bushman shrubber thinks he can give peoole shite

what a world we live in

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Posted by Ryan3232

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Posted on 3/13/18 at 1:51 am to BowlJackson

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Single as in never been married, but been with the same woman for 4 years and living together over 2 years now. Being only 26 I'd say that's not too bad either. But I'm more than open to your Roger's Relationship Advice. Nothing brings a man closer to his wife than being isolated in Alaska, your house accessible only by boat and plane and the nearest town hundreds of miles away. It really makes you focus on your partner. Cheating is also impossible for you. Just not because of the lack of people, distance, and isolation. Its because your wife is a grizzly bear who would kill your mistress if she caught her. Because your mistress is a moose which is your grizzly bear wife's favorite prey. Because you live in fricking Alaska. When's the last time you even saw a human female? Foreplay everywhere is to get things heated up, but in Alaska foreplay is literally like 3p minutes of fingering just to thaw the frozen pussy out. That's why oral sex in Alaska isn't for pleasure, they use the warmth of their breath thaw their partners privates faster. They can't risk actual oral sex because if you lick them frozen Alaskan genitals then your tongue might get stuck And Roger the fricking bushman shrubber thinks he can give peoole shite what a world we live in

nearly impossible to make a comeback on this one...