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re: backyard chicken coops

Posted on 3/9/18 at 8:59 am to
Posted by poops_at_parties
Member since Jan 2016
1545 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 8:59 am to
My best advice to you is to not get chickens. Believe me, you will regret it. They are a pain in the arse.

1. They shite. All. The. Time.
2. They eat. All. The. Time.
3. They stink, especially when it rains and the ground gets wet. Have you ever smelled wet chicken shite?
4. Your neighbors will hate you.
5. Your neighbors will smell the chicken shite every time it rains.
6. You will smell the chicken shite every time it rains.
7. You have to let those frickers out daily. I hope you have a way to contain them, because your neighbors will expect free eggs for allowing them to graze in their yards.
8. Have you ever tried catching a rogue chicken?
9. Chickens are fast little fricks. And they have wings.
10. Chickens are higher maintenance than a Kardashian.
This post was edited on 3/9/18 at 9:00 am
Posted by DownSouthDave
Beau, Bro, Baw
Member since Jan 2013
7397 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 9:30 am to
quote:

They are a pain in the arse.


The girlfriend has 13 chickens, you pretty much nailed it with this.

They would be fine in acreage, but suck in a neighborhood.

Worst part is the shite and the smell.

They are fun to watch though.
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