re: My Valentine's date decided we should go to olive garden

At least you’re going to get laid. I mean, any female that suggests that is going to come off the poon. Unless she bloats on breadsticks, soup and salad.

I had a first date one time where the young woman asked that we go to Red Lobster. Screw it, I thought, since that was a clear indicator I was getting some trim. She filled up on cheese biscuits and when we got back to my house she took a massive deuce. No poon.

Anyway, thoughts and prayers.