re: If you could do drugs or alcohol at work which would you prefer?

Fish, we were cutting down the caisson that enclosed an old derrick foundation about 10 years ago and there was a little round window torch cut in the side of it.

Guys came and got me to see when they got to that side. When they cut that section of plate loose, at least 50 empty pint bottles had been dropped through that little hole into a void behind it.

Nothing but the the good stuff too, TW Samuels, Sir Sidney, Creeping Jesus, etc.