How Trashy is your family gathering gonna be tomorrow?

About as trashy as a Cornhusker defense

I'm at my wife's family so about 8/10

So untrashy, I’ll have to give up my OT posting rights

You just opened Pandora’s box. Here goes; we have an ex communicated gay uncle who will be there with one of his 3 sugar daddies. I have a widow aunt who is dating a relative of her deceased husband, after hoeing around for the last few years. She’s pretty badly overweight. Also, the guy she is dating’s wife left him a couple years ago.

Anyway, several overweight people, and another aunt who has recently recovered from a pill addiction, for which she had to be hospitalized a couple of times for.... let’s see; we’ll have some cousins who are very apparently too snoody do acknowledge that they’re part of the family, and they’ll let it be know by various cues.

Did I say overweight people? Yea, lots of those. Lots of camo. I’ll be a few shots deep to tolerate it all.

My uncle has an 8th grade education and is a trucker but will rant and rave about Obama, socialism, and naggers despite his granddaughter having Medicaid and being raised by other family members due to his ex-wife and daughter being absolutely worthless drug addicts and him being unable to care for the child.

Beat that.

If you want trashy family drama tomorrow (or any day), visit any inhabited structure inside this area-

30A here. No trash

Two out of three ain't bad, but we aren't having arm wrestling or meatloaf.

Not at all. Just me, my sister, my BIL and a friend. Now what my sister will deal with when she goes to her FIL’s is a completely different story.

Last year he got so drunk at our house at Christmas that he fell in the middle of the den- twice and tripped over the baby gate.

We will eat off paper plates though. So we got that trash going for us.