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re: Girl says she had sex everyday for a year. Could you do it?
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:51 pm to BRgetthenet
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:51 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
She probably had to do it with a bunch of yeast infections too
I caught a yeast infection from my wife. It was in my nose
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Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:52 pm to Azkiger
quote:
That's the only point that could be pulled from what you said. I'm sorry you got called out.
Just so I have right, not getting a blow job is selfish?
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:52 pm to Azkiger
I stared at that second picture about 25 seconds before I made up my mind. 
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:53 pm to Displaced
You're trying way too hard.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:54 pm to LanierSpots
Due to my WDS (Whiskey Dick Syndrome), it would require I make a choice between her or Jack Daniels so the choice is easy...Jack wins every time and here us why:
WOMEN
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shite.
Never mind.
WOMEN
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shite.
Never mind.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:54 pm to G Vice
quote:
wonder how many people on here get that joke....
Not many, there's only about two dozen of us that don't drool on our chins.... or don't think that a family reunion is a great place to meet chicks.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:56 pm to Lake Vegas Tiger
quote:that's a little harsh...describe the gem you are married to
that's one ugly skank
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:56 pm to LNCHBOX
quote:
Just so I have right, not getting a blow job is selfish?
No, assuming that a significant other that will do something for you must mean that they're not getting any enjoyment out of it and are being forced to do it is a very selfish attitude to have because that's a two way street and implies you also don't do anything for your significant other unless you get enjoyment out of it as well.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:57 pm to Azkiger
Link to where I made that assumption?
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:57 pm to LanierSpots
quote:
Could you do it?
Not with that chick
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:58 pm to LanierSpots
They must have just got married and he was a virgin
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:59 pm to LanierSpots
I couldn’t do it.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:00 pm to LanierSpots
Nope. Would be over that the first or second time, nothing I see there makes me want to go there once.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:00 pm to LanierSpots
He looks thrilled.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:01 pm to LanierSpots
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:02 pm to LNCHBOX
quote:
Link to where I made that assumption?
How else can you explain your original reply to me?
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:03 pm to LanierSpots
I could but I honestly wouldn’t want to. There are some days when I just don’t want to. That’s the truth.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:03 pm to yellowfin
quote:
I'd have to be an alcoholic cause the only way I'm hitting that is drunk
Yeah, that's a given....but what about her? You'd have to be drunk and stoned, or you plow into her sober?
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:06 pm to Azkiger
quote:
How else can you explain your original reply to me?
You're afraid to get a little blood on your dick, so you make your wife blow you during a time that is usually uncomfortable for women.
It has nothing to do with only doing something to get something in return.
If anyone is selfish in this scenario, it's you.
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:07 pm to LNCHBOX
quote:
You're afraid to get a little blood on your dick, so you make your wife blow you during a time that is usually uncomfortable for women.
It has nothing to do with only doing something to get something in return.
If anyone is selfish in this scenario, it's you.
Yep that's what I thought, you're a selfish twat who cannot even fathom doing something for someone else without getting something in return.
If that works for you and yours great, but don't try and piss on my parade.
This post was edited on 11/21/17 at 1:08 pm
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