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So I’m at the health club in my own little zone
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:47 am
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:47 am
And walk up on this girl I used to see in the biblical sense back in my single, Tinder days... except she’s prolly gained 50 pounds all below her waist.
First time this has happened to me. Literally stood there speechless. Couldn’t get the phone out fast enough for pics, but how do you address the (literal) elephant in the room?
First time this has happened to me. Literally stood there speechless. Couldn’t get the phone out fast enough for pics, but how do you address the (literal) elephant in the room?
This post was edited on 11/4/17 at 11:48 am
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:47 am to boosiebadazz
quote:with peanuts
but how do you address the (literal) elephant in the room?
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:48 am to boosiebadazz
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this girl I used to see in the biblical sense
Oh you two used to attend church together. How nice.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:49 am to boosiebadazz
Hover hand hug, with your cheeks close but not touching, and do that “smooch” sound.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:49 am to Godfather1
Church in the front bed room at my momma’s house when I lived there as a 27 year old barred lawyer
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:50 am to boosiebadazz
Really, really shite post. Out of character for you. Sad!
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:50 am to Festus
Fes, you know how smooth of a cat I am, but this one had me shook
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:50 am to Mingo Was His NameO
I need to go stalk her and get some pics to redeem myself
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:51 am to boosiebadazz
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at my momma’s house when I lived there as a 27 year old barred lawyer
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:51 am to boosiebadazz
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Couldn’t get the phone out fast enough for pics
BTW, this is probably a good thing for you. Some former Playmate of the Year got her arse sued off a few years ago for snapping pics at the HC of some buffalo and fat-shaming her.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:51 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Aw frick yeah. It was super legit
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:52 am to boosiebadazz
It happens Boo. Sit down now with your fiancée and have an open and honest discussion. Don’t be shook again 5 years from now.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:52 am to Godfather1
Also true. And I’m pretty sure she’s at least aware of tigerdroppings so outside chance she would have recognized the pic
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:54 am to boosiebadazz
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how do you address the (literal) elephant in the room?
You get your phone out quicker and get pics.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:54 am to boosiebadazz
SS gonna be the maid of honor.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:55 am to Festus
Prolly just an open marriage
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:01 pm to boosiebadazz
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how do you address the (literal) elephant in the room?
Alert the OT, DUH
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:01 pm to boosiebadazz
Have fun with the HS chicks he brings to the table.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 12:03 pm to boosiebadazz
Make her feel pretty so she'll blow you.
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