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re: Would you rather be married to Kate Upton or Taylor Swift
Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:08 pm to lsu xman
Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:08 pm to lsu xman
I’ll take the big girl. For a few reasons.
1) I feel like she would be much easier to get along with long term. Something tells me taylor swift would nag at you all day if you wanted to watch football on a Saturday in the fall. The big girl would probably bring you a couple more pops, and share the chip dip with you while you both watched football.
2) Money. Obviously 280m > 20m, BUT OP threw in that nice little caveat of the pre-nup and getting nothing if marriage ends in divorce. Well you’re almost guaranteed to get divorced from Swift. She can’t keep no man.
3) I’m assuming that a marriage to Taylor swift would include having to listen to taylor swift music, and that’s a deal breaker.
1) I feel like she would be much easier to get along with long term. Something tells me taylor swift would nag at you all day if you wanted to watch football on a Saturday in the fall. The big girl would probably bring you a couple more pops, and share the chip dip with you while you both watched football.
2) Money. Obviously 280m > 20m, BUT OP threw in that nice little caveat of the pre-nup and getting nothing if marriage ends in divorce. Well you’re almost guaranteed to get divorced from Swift. She can’t keep no man.
3) I’m assuming that a marriage to Taylor swift would include having to listen to taylor swift music, and that’s a deal breaker.
This post was edited on 10/21/17 at 2:10 pm
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Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:23 pm to PhilipMarlowe
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I’m assuming that a marriage to Taylor swift would include having to listen to taylor swift music, and that’s a deal breaker.
You shut your whore mouth
Posted on 10/22/17 at 2:19 pm to PhilipMarlowe
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I’ll take the big girl. For a few reasons.
1) I feel like she would be much easier to get along with long term. Something tells me taylor swift would nag at you all day if you wanted to watch football on a Saturday in the fall. The big girl would probably bring you a couple more pops, and share the chip dip with you while you both watched football.
2) Money. Obviously 280m > 20m, BUT OP threw in that nice little caveat of the pre-nup and getting nothing if marriage ends in divorce. Well you’re almost guaranteed to get divorced from Swift. She can’t keep no man.
3) I’m assuming that a marriage to Taylor swift would include having to listen to taylor swift music, and that’s a deal breaker.
my exact thoughts. I wish KU had a more conventional body with good hips and butt......however those tatas mesmerize me every time.
TS is just mentally unstable.
Easy choice unless I had a good attorney who could get around the prenup.
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