re: Office Bathroom Horror Stories

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The strangest thing was a guy talking himself through a dump, even after I cleared my throat to let him know that I was in the stall next to him.

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Also yeah women are disgusting in the bathroom and not for "feminine" reasons either. I've heard of the "hover move" but why? why would you do that? just sit - it's no different than #2 and you're just gonna make a fricking mess.

I have done that when the struggle is real. Sweating like a mofo. "come on.....ugh......got damn....what the frick.....ugh......come on dude..... ugh....ugh,ugh......um, um....damn,..you mother fricker....oh god!.....please"