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re: Can we talk about what Empress Melania wore today?

Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:28 pm to
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:28 pm to
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And looking at trump you get the impression that he can beat it up? He probably can't even hold himself up long enough in the missionary position to do her any good. He is so out of shape he probably just pops a blue pill and lays on his back, making her do all the work



Actually I doubt Donald is even having sex at all much less thinking about it much. Once you get past 70 and his kind of shape, you just become pretty much asexual or at least once every three months kind of guy.

They probably have an open relationship and I've heard rumors that Melania may be hiding a boyfriend somewhere in DC that's in his late 30s or early 40s and may be why she doesn't join him much at all for his weekend trips to New Jersey. In fact, In fact, when they came back from Europe back in July, she didn't board Marine One with him and instead got in a motorcade to "go pick up Barron" but I think the press pool reported she didn't get back to the White House until much later iirc than what you would expect.

I have nothing against that kind of relationship set up as long as they're all consenting adults and it's probably the best situation for them.

In House of Cards, You never ever seen Frank and Claire Underwood naked around each other much less sleep in the same bed in the White House and Claire is fricking a staffer. That same situation is probably happening in real life too.
This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 4:34 pm
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5513 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:30 pm to
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He is so out of shape he probably just pops a blue pill and lays on his back, making her do all the work


It's funny that you'd even see an issue with this.
Posted by Wildcat In Germany
Metro Atlanta
Member since May 2017
3094 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:40 pm to
She's old enough to be your mother. Almost old enough to be mine.
Posted by Wildcat In Germany
Metro Atlanta
Member since May 2017
3094 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:42 pm to
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And looking at trump you get the impression that he can beat it up? He probably can't even hold himself up long enough in the missionary position to do her any good. He is so out of shape he probably just pops a blue pill and lays on his back, making her do all the work


I would wager that they haven't had sex in a long time. If they did, how could she not feel dirty as frick. He's a physically ugly man.
Posted by bobby_3_sticks
Member since Oct 2017
245 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:44 pm to
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And looking at trump you get the impression that he can beat it up? He probably can't even hold himself up long enough in the missionary position to do her any good. He is so out of shape he probably just pops a blue pill and lays on his back, making her do all the work


that is if they have sex. I wouldn't be surprised if they really do it.
Posted by bobby_3_sticks
Member since Oct 2017
245 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:45 pm to
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They probably have an open relationship and I've heard rumors that Melania may be hiding a boyfriend somewhere in DC that's in his late 30s or early 40s and may be why she doesn't join him much at all for his weekend trips to New Jersey. In fact, In fact, when they came back from Europe back in July, she didn't board Marine One with him and instead got in a motorcade to "go pick up Barron" but I think the press pool reported she didn't get back to the White House until much later iirc than what you would expect.


hardly surprising. I am just surprised it hasn't been reported she has a boy toy. there are pictures of him all over twitter, but who knows if it is true.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
102201 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 5:08 pm to
She's pretty.
Posted by Bullethead88
Half way between LSU and Tulane
Member since Dec 2009
4202 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 5:16 pm to
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She's so elegant and beautiful.
Unlike Bigfoot.

Do you skin her skin tone, too?
Posted by Snakebucket
New Braunfels, Texas
Member since Sep 2011
3551 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 6:11 pm to
Melania, the drag queen that fooled em all. Wait til tmz breaks the story.

Make up by Barnum and Bailey!
Posted by VOR
Member since Apr 2009
64408 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 6:14 pm to
She’s so plastic
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