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re: Can we talk about what Empress Melania wore today?
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:28 pm to Jeff Boomhauer
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:28 pm to Jeff Boomhauer
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And looking at trump you get the impression that he can beat it up? He probably can't even hold himself up long enough in the missionary position to do her any good. He is so out of shape he probably just pops a blue pill and lays on his back, making her do all the work
Actually I doubt Donald is even having sex at all much less thinking about it much. Once you get past 70 and his kind of shape, you just become pretty much asexual or at least once every three months kind of guy.
They probably have an open relationship and I've heard rumors that Melania may be hiding a boyfriend somewhere in DC that's in his late 30s or early 40s and may be why she doesn't join him much at all for his weekend trips to New Jersey. In fact, In fact, when they came back from Europe back in July, she didn't board Marine One with him and instead got in a motorcade to "go pick up Barron" but I think the press pool reported she didn't get back to the White House until much later iirc than what you would expect.
I have nothing against that kind of relationship set up as long as they're all consenting adults and it's probably the best situation for them.
In House of Cards, You never ever seen Frank and Claire Underwood naked around each other much less sleep in the same bed in the White House and Claire is fricking a staffer. That same situation is probably happening in real life too.
This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:30 pm to Jeff Boomhauer
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He is so out of shape he probably just pops a blue pill and lays on his back, making her do all the work
It's funny that you'd even see an issue with this.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:40 pm to SirWinston
She's old enough to be your mother. Almost old enough to be mine.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:42 pm to Jeff Boomhauer
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And looking at trump you get the impression that he can beat it up? He probably can't even hold himself up long enough in the missionary position to do her any good. He is so out of shape he probably just pops a blue pill and lays on his back, making her do all the work
I would wager that they haven't had sex in a long time. If they did, how could she not feel dirty as frick. He's a physically ugly man.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:44 pm to Jeff Boomhauer
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And looking at trump you get the impression that he can beat it up? He probably can't even hold himself up long enough in the missionary position to do her any good. He is so out of shape he probably just pops a blue pill and lays on his back, making her do all the work
that is if they have sex. I wouldn't be surprised if they really do it.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:45 pm to Sentrius
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They probably have an open relationship and I've heard rumors that Melania may be hiding a boyfriend somewhere in DC that's in his late 30s or early 40s and may be why she doesn't join him much at all for his weekend trips to New Jersey. In fact, In fact, when they came back from Europe back in July, she didn't board Marine One with him and instead got in a motorcade to "go pick up Barron" but I think the press pool reported she didn't get back to the White House until much later iirc than what you would expect.
hardly surprising. I am just surprised it hasn't been reported she has a boy toy. there are pictures of him all over twitter, but who knows if it is true.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 5:16 pm to bamarep
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She's so elegant and beautiful.
Unlike Bigfoot.
Do you skin her skin tone, too?
Posted on 10/6/17 at 6:11 pm to Bullethead88
Melania, the drag queen that fooled em all. Wait til tmz breaks the story.
Make up by Barnum and Bailey!
Make up by Barnum and Bailey!
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