re: Trashiest thing you've done this week?

Laid in bed last night in my camp with a fishing shirt (fully unbuttoned), tidy not so whiteys and sox on. I was eating potted meat and generic saltine crackers while sharing them with my rabbit hound. Drinking Jim out of the bottle (lost the cap so I had to finish the fifth). I was pretending to watch an old Duck Dynasty episode but really concentrating on a video of a trailer park BBW granny getting plowed on her stained couch in her single wide playing on the cracked screen of my offbrand Chinese tablet... thinking thats the life!