re: How often do you shite?

Spent most of my life going 5 days to a week without shitting. I never knew anything different until getting married.

I soon noticed the lovely but disgusting bride was shitting multiple times per day. I wondered what I had gotten myself into. We had the talk - the one about shite frequency. I thought she had health problems and she thought I did. Turned out she has IBS. The doctor always gives me a clean bill of health.

But doctors think something must be wrong solely because of my standard shite frequency. Bowing to pressure from the medical community and my wife, I started taking fiber supplements. Now I shite almost every morning and occasionally go twice a day, depending on food choice.

Does that answer your question?