What keeps you in Louisiana?

The high sales tax?
The high crime?
The terrible and underperforming public schools?
The mediocre but expensive private schools?
The misallocation of funds by local and state government?
The lack of economic opportunity due to the state's reliance on one industry (awl) and that it would stay strong forever?
The low wages justified by 'cheap' cost of living?
The supposedly 'cheap' real-estate that's still more expensive that states like; TN, TX, NC, GA, AR, MS, IA, NE, IN, OH, and others?


ETA: I almost forgot to mention the litter, plant smells, and dead dogs busted open on the sides of the roads.
For those that got out, why'd you leave?