re: People that litter are the worst

If you litter I gah-rawn-tee that you have already:
Thought about or have touched children on their privates.
Eat tons of fast food and toss that anywhere all the time. Probably a smelly fatty/fattie.
Buy most of your beer on impulse from a convenience store and toss them everywhere.
Smoke - obviously because 90%+ smokers toss their butts on the ground.
Dip if you or male or female and your kids dip as well.
You steal or take anything you see laying around because you feel if you find it, it is yours.
You have sex with your relatives.
You spend more on beer and ciggs than you do on rent.
You are basically a fricking slob!