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re: The US should purchase Mexico
Posted on 6/4/17 at 11:36 am to reddy tiger
Posted on 6/4/17 at 11:36 am to reddy tiger
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Mexican cartels already put ISIS to shame. Can you imagine if they led an insurgency?
Give them Israel. The cartels and Wahabbists will have a no holds barred war and kill each other off. Then the Israelis can go back to the now-vacant Levant and have it to themselves. We keep Mexico and have a much shorter border, so the wall is easier to build.
Posted on 6/4/17 at 11:37 am to Tyga Woods
I dont know if Mexico has enough banks to employ the labor force that will come over
This post was edited on 6/4/17 at 11:38 am
Posted on 6/4/17 at 11:40 am to LG2BAMA
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Let the Middle East go to shite? What is it now?
A shithole occupied with american troops
Posted on 6/4/17 at 12:17 pm to Tyga Woods
yes lets put more Jews in America. what a great idea.
Posted on 6/4/17 at 12:18 pm to Tyga Woods
Tyga, what drugs you been mixing today?
Posted on 6/4/17 at 12:30 pm to Tyga Woods
Would the jews be ok with giving up their holy land?
Posted on 6/4/17 at 12:35 pm to Tyga Woods
You do realize if we sent the Jews to Mexico, they would make it a great place, and then we wouldn't have something to make fun of, right? I don't want to live in that sorta world.
Posted on 6/4/17 at 12:43 pm to Tyga Woods
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And give it to the Jews and let the Middle East go to shite
Did you mean sell it to the jews for a tidy profit? Also, how much notice are you giving the Mexicans to GTFO and where do you think they are going?
Posted on 6/4/17 at 12:44 pm to XLIVsaints
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Would the jews be ok with giving up their holy land?
No shite.. Okay Jews.. Surprise! You get to live in Mexico..
Posted on 6/4/17 at 12:48 pm to Tyga Woods
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China's cashing our checks and that's not a good plan for this country, mark my word. And they can't figure the way to fund this war and I came up with a GREAT idea that nobody'll listen to, well, you're about to the listen to it because of you're proximity to the speaker system. I was just down in Coco Beach, Florida. And just a south of Coco Beach, Florida, is a huge air force base, that takes up about 115,000 acres of oceanfront property. They have military housing on the beach. Major Nelson didn't have oceanfront property and he was an astronaut with a motherfrickin' genie. If ya gotta' have oceanfront, join the navy, that's all I'm saying. And back that base up 15 miles and let us sell this asset to help pay for this war effort.
We can sell it to Israel. They've got a lot of cash, they need a place to stay, that shite ain't workin' out for them over there. And it's the only part of Florida they don't already own. And we take the money we make from selling the rest of Florida to Israel, we buy Mexico, fix it up and FLIP IT! Now, we'll have to send down some painters and landscapers 'cause they're all up here. And when they're gone, you're gonna wonder where the frick they went. 'Cause ya ain't wanna do this shite yourself, not if you're anything like me.
We sell Mexico to a country that can put a ton of cash down, but you know they can't make the payments, like Peru. Peru has billions and billions of US dollars, they do. In cash in banks all over Peru. It's our cocaine money they tricked us out of. I mean, it's your cocaine money they... tricked you out of. We get all that money back, billions of dollars, billions. And then, we finance the balance of Mexico to Peru. Right? And we let them get behind on the payments. We repossess Mexico and now, we have Mexico free and clear. New paint, new shrubs.
And with all that cocaine money, we start buying countries south of Mexico. We buy them all. We buy Belize, Honduras, Nicaragua, El Salvador, Costa Rica, and every time you buy one of those countries, that long arse wall this country needs to build gets a little frickin' shorter, doesn't it? Until eventually, we buy back the Panama Canal, which we built, anyway, stand there and go "SWIM THIS, BITCH!"
Posted on 6/4/17 at 1:49 pm to Tyga Woods
Or we can save the money and stop caring about the security of Israel.
Posted on 6/4/17 at 2:03 pm to Tyga Woods
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And give it to the Jews and let the Middle East go to shite
That would really frick up a good vacation spot
Posted on 6/4/17 at 2:25 pm to Tyga Woods
Hmmm. I wonder where all the Mexicans would go in that scenario? Where could it be?
Posted on 6/4/17 at 2:53 pm to northshorebamaman
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I wonder where all the Mexicans would go in that scenario?
There can't be that many left over there.
Posted on 6/4/17 at 2:58 pm to Ponchy Tiger
Always knew Jesus was Mexican
Posted on 6/4/17 at 2:59 pm to Tyga Woods
How many clip-on ties do you own?
Posted on 6/4/17 at 3:00 pm to kfont28
quote:you are Eric cartman
Or we can save the money and stop caring about the security of Israel.
You are no kyle brovlowski
Posted on 6/4/17 at 3:00 pm to Hangit
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Also, how much notice are you giving the Mexicans to GTFO and where do you think they are going?
They wouldn't be Mexicans any more. They would instantly become Amerisraelis
This post was edited on 6/4/17 at 3:36 pm
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