Can we get a Timeline of this shite...

-So, engineers create humans with "virus" canister.

-Humans track down signals to an engineer "lab" Planet. We find multiple ships and bases with thousands of canisters of "virus."

-David steals canister and infects Shaw's boyfriend through his food.

-Space Cobra, also in chamber, turns one guy into a zombie.

-2000 yrs ago an incident took place in cannister room causing evacuation. Xenomorphs picture on the walls of chamber.

-Shaw's Boyfriend impregnated Shaw with monster baby.

-Sleeping Engineer Rips off David's head. Doesn't like humans.

-Monster Baby eats Engineer.

-Engineer "Alien" bursts out of engineers body.

-Shaw and David dock on Engineer home world, which only happens to be one city with primative/ancient type layout.

-David unleashes "virus" cannisters on mass crowd, killing everyone.

-David Lands ship in mountains, doesn't crash it, sends out distress signal. Ship presumebly should still fly and electronics work.

-David becomes a psycho and begins experimenting on any living thing around with the "virus" black goo.

-David designs parasite eggs from insects and other living things on planet.

-David infects Shaw and kills her with bad experiment.

-David finally creates "perfect" organism but needs a living host.

Danny McBride flies out of "communication block zone" and hears a message David made of Shaw singing John Denver.

-Covenant goes to homewrorld that is newly discovered and previously hidden from all scans and searches of the stars and planets... Makes sense.

-crew wanders into woods looking for distress call, finds engineer ship David landed in mountains.

-two expedition dudes step on "spores" David has presumably bio engineered and planted everywhere.

-two expedition dudes produce semi-xenomorph just by spore contact.

-David lures every living survivor into massacre sight and his lab. No pays any attention to the literally hundreds of thousands of dead bodies.

-David shows Billy Crudup his "perfect" eggs. Crudup infected.

-Cgi "Alien" comes out of Crudup chest, supposedly first one ever even though engineers had sculptures/drawings of them in their 2000 year old chambers.

-Another face hugger infects another dude in literally 5 seconds.

-David and Walter fight, David defeats him, cuts off his hand, cuts his face and heals his nail wound and chases down ship in about 1 minute.

-Crew defeats Xenomorphs. David tricks everyone and claims he's Walter. Puts everyone to sleep as he takes control of ship and finds 2000+ hosts. Smuggled face hugger embryo and something else onto ship.

-3rd Alien prequel movie comes out.

-Crew of Nostromo land on planet after receiving distress call. Find an fossilized, ancient engineer with chest burst open.

-crew finds egg room full of hundreds of eggs. Infects John Hurt.

-John Hurt dies, Xenomorph born and kills everyone on Nostromo except Ripley.

-James Cameron takes over and makes best Alien movie ever with Space Marines and Alien Queen and all.

-Ridley Scott openly dislikes some of Cameron's takes, probably out of bitterness. Rips off Cameron in Alien Covenant with Daniel's entire look. Haircut, t-shirt, everything.

-Alien 3 happens.

-Alien Resurrection happens.

End of series.

This post was edited on 5/21/17 at 9:22 pm