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I just had a lady tell me her 4'4 70 pound kid ran all the way around 60 foot bases in 7
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:09 am
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:09 am
Seconds. Home plate to home plate. That's about 80 yards not counting the extra distance for the banana routes and what not. How high up on the bullshite scale is this?
This post was edited on 5/13/17 at 9:10 am
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:10 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Punch her in the face
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:11 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I saw Beau Jordan steal a base last night. I'll believe anything.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:15 am to BCMCubs
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Punch her in the face
This really does seem like your only viable option at this point.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:16 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I played with a kid who could do 80 foot bases in 10 seconds when he was in 8th grade...
he also ended up being a D1 center fielder
he also ended up being a D1 center fielder
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:18 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Have you punched her in the face yet?
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:18 am to Tiger1242
Natasha Whatley ran 60 ft bases in roughly 10 seconds and she was the fastest female softball player to do this
This post was edited on 5/13/17 at 9:19 am
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:19 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Seconds. Home plate to home plate. That's about 80 yards not counting the extra distance for the banana routes and what not. How high up on the bullshite scale is this?
Why are you talking to this woman at 9 AM? Stop banging OT-1s
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:19 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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How high up on the bullshite scale is this?
Not high enough to warrant its own thread.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:31 am to Tiger1242
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I played with a kid who could do 80 foot bases in 10 seconds when he was in 8th grade...
he also ended up being a D1 center fielder
More lies. That's over 100 meters. Usain Bolt barely does this in a straight line.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:32 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
So you're telling me a woman has no sense of time? Interesting, keep me posted.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:36 am to Winston Cup
It was during her ramblings about how good her son was and how he plays so much travel ball
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:38 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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How high up on the bullshite scale is this?
Not as high as selling me rounding the bases as being 80 yards
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:40 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
60 foot×4 is 240 foot. 240÷3 is 80. That's about 80 yards no?
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:41 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
My bad, thought I saw 90 foot bases
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:41 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I once had a lady tell me her husband could run 30 MPH. She clocked him while driving next to him. I couldn't convince her otherwise.
Women are stupid when it comes to things like that. The best you can do is to start a thread making fun of them.
Women are stupid when it comes to things like that. The best you can do is to start a thread making fun of them.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:43 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:I think I found where you messed up
thought I
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:45 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
His 40 time must be out fricking standing then!
I need his autograph. Pretty sure he is the fastest human alive. And by autograph, I mean I need him to sign this contract! We bout to get paid son!
I need his autograph. Pretty sure he is the fastest human alive. And by autograph, I mean I need him to sign this contract! We bout to get paid son!
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:47 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
How is this any different than when I see posts here where people claim they can easily run a 16 minute 5k?
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:47 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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travel ball
Jeez, you have all these crazy women think their kids are going to be the next MLB all star. I knew of one nut job that honestly thought both her sons were going to play in the majors one day. She even got all pissed off that the father, her ex husband, got sick of her shite and wasn't going to pony up the thousands of dollars for both kids to play in a travel league.
Sorry to break it to you sweetheart, MLB scouts don't give a shite if your kid played travel ball at 10 years old. They spend the entire summer on this crap instead of other things and the kids end up hating the sport before they're in high school.
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