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I just had a lady tell me her 4'4 70 pound kid ran all the way around 60 foot bases in 7

Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:09 am
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18196 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:09 am
Seconds. Home plate to home plate. That's about 80 yards not counting the extra distance for the banana routes and what not. How high up on the bullshite scale is this?
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Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:10 am to
Punch her in the face
Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2101 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:11 am to
I saw Beau Jordan steal a base last night. I'll believe anything.
Posted by Woobie
Member since Jan 2017
3295 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:15 am to
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Punch her in the face


This really does seem like your only viable option at this point.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33080 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:16 am to
I played with a kid who could do 80 foot bases in 10 seconds when he was in 8th grade...
he also ended up being a D1 center fielder
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:18 am to
Have you punched her in the face yet?
Posted by nevilletiger79
Monroe
Member since Jan 2009
17570 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:18 am to
Natasha Whatley ran 60 ft bases in roughly 10 seconds and she was the fastest female softball player to do this
This post was edited on 5/13/17 at 9:19 am
Posted by yellowhammer2098
New Orleans, LA
Member since Mar 2013
3864 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Seconds. Home plate to home plate. That's about 80 yards not counting the extra distance for the banana routes and what not. How high up on the bullshite scale is this?



Why are you talking to this woman at 9 AM? Stop banging OT-1s
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72289 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:19 am to
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How high up on the bullshite scale is this?


Not high enough to warrant its own thread.
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7628 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:31 am to
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I played with a kid who could do 80 foot bases in 10 seconds when he was in 8th grade... 
he also ended up being a D1 center fielder


More lies. That's over 100 meters. Usain Bolt barely does this in a straight line.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66742 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:32 am to
So you're telling me a woman has no sense of time? Interesting, keep me posted.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18196 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:36 am to
It was during her ramblings about how good her son was and how he plays so much travel ball
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36574 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:38 am to
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How high up on the bullshite scale is this?


Not as high as selling me rounding the bases as being 80 yards
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18196 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:40 am to
60 foot×4 is 240 foot. 240÷3 is 80. That's about 80 yards no?
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36574 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:41 am to
My bad, thought I saw 90 foot bases
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:41 am to
I once had a lady tell me her husband could run 30 MPH. She clocked him while driving next to him. I couldn't convince her otherwise.

Women are stupid when it comes to things like that. The best you can do is to start a thread making fun of them.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18196 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:43 am to
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thought I
I think I found where you messed up
Posted by The Great McGinty
Member since Jan 2017
1384 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:45 am to
His 40 time must be out fricking standing then!
I need his autograph. Pretty sure he is the fastest human alive. And by autograph, I mean I need him to sign this contract! We bout to get paid son!
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:47 am to
How is this any different than when I see posts here where people claim they can easily run a 16 minute 5k?
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:47 am to
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travel ball


Jeez, you have all these crazy women think their kids are going to be the next MLB all star. I knew of one nut job that honestly thought both her sons were going to play in the majors one day. She even got all pissed off that the father, her ex husband, got sick of her shite and wasn't going to pony up the thousands of dollars for both kids to play in a travel league.

Sorry to break it to you sweetheart, MLB scouts don't give a shite if your kid played travel ball at 10 years old. They spend the entire summer on this crap instead of other things and the kids end up hating the sport before they're in high school.
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