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re: What are the distinguishing characteristics of truck guys?

Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:51 pm to
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55507 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:51 pm to
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Does NOT know what penis tastes like...



I'm willing to bet, he does.
Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
12047 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:06 pm to
Some of us own trucks because the convenience is unmatched by any other type of vehicle
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:10 pm to
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What are the distinguishing characteristics of truck guys


A family man who loves his country and prays to the almighty Lord Jesus Christ.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98754 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:11 pm to
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Conservative?


I'm a flaming commie by poliboard standards, which makes me middle of the road IRL.

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Gun enthusiast?


Gun owner, but I'm not a fanatic about it.

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a-hole?


Guilty as charge on that one

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Not a reader?


I was an avid reader before I discovered Tigerdroppings

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Drinks Bud Light?


I rarely drink at all.
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6492 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:12 pm to
I drive a truck cause my truck nuts would drag the ground on a Prius.
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2493 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:23 pm to
Boots tucked in between cab and bed?
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
7569 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:43 pm to
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Boots tucked in between cab and bed?


Don't forget jeans tucked in boots too
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 9:44 pm
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:48 pm to
I'm liberal AF but I'd get me a F-150 right now if I could afford it. Trucks these days are the GOAT. My dad's truck's mpg is right around my car's . And the interior is like a luxury car.

Nothing against you truck baws . I want one but can't afford it
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:49 pm to
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Small penis


I bet mine is bigger than yours

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Insecure




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Low self esteem


Like the red pill?
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14267 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:51 pm to
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Boots tucked in between cab and bed?
which is dumb because I would imagine they still get a little wet when it rains. Keep yer boots in the cab or tool box.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36248 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:53 pm to
Their music
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15934 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:07 pm to
I have nothing against truck guys.

I only drive a car because I drive all over the place and gas still isn't cheap enough.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
263410 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:09 pm to
Guys that need to pull a boat.
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1453 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:19 pm to
Conservative?

-yes and no.

Gun enthusiast?

-doesn't own one at the moment but still a 2nd amendment supporter

a-hole?
-well yeah. Who isn't sometimes?

Reader?
-yup, confirmed reader here.

Bud light drinker?
-oh hell no. I have standards dammit.

Signed, one truck owner.

Answer your question?
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:27 pm to
Im not strictly a truck driver. I also own an economy coupe and a luxury sedan. Only drive my truck for pulling my boat, hauling materials and when piling a bunch of people in for an event. POS economy car gets the most use because gas. Ill play along though.

Conservative?

Half I guess = Libertarian.

Gun Enthusiast?

Not a nut but own a few and always have one with me.

a-hole?

Mostly.

Not a reader?

I spend 50% of my waking hours reading.

Drinks Bud Light?

Ewww. Gross. frick no. I like my beer to taste like beer. I leave the watered down piss in the cooler for uninvited guests.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 10:29 pm
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1253 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:37 pm to
Libertarian
Gun owner, not an enthusiast
I try very hard to not be an a-hole
I read plenty, but not for entertainment, mostly non-fiction
I drink bud light, mostly on the weekends

I use my truck for what it is designed for, I could never not own a truck

Just today I cut up a giant branch that recently fell out of a tree in the yard, hauled 2 1/2 loads of logs and branches to my burn pile
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:40 pm to
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Can't pull a boat with your Camry

Actually the OP sounds more like a mini cooper or miata "guy"
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:04 pm to
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Libertarian
Gun owner, not an enthusiast
I try very hard to not be an a-hole
I read plenty, but not for entertainment, mostly non-fiction
I drink bud light, mostly on the weekends

I use my truck for what it is designed for, I could never not own a truck

Just today I cut up a giant branch that recently fell out of a tree in the yard, hauled 2 1/2 loads of logs and branches to my burn pile


This man gets life. Just need to buy him some new beer.
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
37535 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:06 pm to
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They tend to drive like assholes

They also drive like giant pussies when going into a parking lot. You're driving a truck, not a lambo. You don't have to ease into the Wal-Mart parking lot at 2mph on an angle


This. And that slow parking doesn't really help. They always park as if they were parking in a handicap spot and never care where they are in the spot. It's incredibly annoying in parking garages.
Posted by GumbeauxGuy
Kingwood
Member since Sep 2003
388 posts
Posted on 5/7/17 at 12:40 am to
Same here, 4 door truck can carry the family and use the bed to carry home improvement and yard materials. I've been a DIY person for all of my adult life and that will never change. I use my truck as it is intended to be used.
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