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Noah (2014)
Posted on 2/11/17 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 2/11/17 at 2:59 pm
On FX now. I know some people, especially some Bible thumpers hated this movie, but to me it was very intriguing film. The final act is a bit all over the place but I liked it nonetheless. I love pre-deluvian Old Testament Mysticism though.
This post was edited on 2/11/17 at 3:11 pm
Posted on 2/11/17 at 3:05 pm to Jack Ruby
It's one of the best unintentional comedies of all time. The rock monsters, Noah's multiple psychoses, the acting, the random vegetarian preachiness, the editing, everything. It's a fricking terrible film.
I could rant about this film for hours. It's on my list of top ten worst big-budget films ever.
I could rant about this film for hours. It's on my list of top ten worst big-budget films ever.
Posted on 2/11/17 at 3:29 pm to TN Bhoy
I wouldn't watch that shite unless someone paid me to.
Posted on 2/11/17 at 3:30 pm to Jack Ruby
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hated this movie
it was an interesting take on a part of history that rarely makes it to the big screen
even hardcore bible thumpers should be able to appreciate its take on the subject matter
Posted on 2/11/17 at 3:59 pm to Jack Ruby
For whatever reason, I liked it.
Posted on 2/11/17 at 4:21 pm to Jack Ruby
Twister plus Bible = 2012 sans Mayans.
Posted on 2/11/17 at 4:23 pm to Jack Ruby
All Bible stuff aside, it's just a bad movie.
Posted on 2/11/17 at 4:23 pm to Tactical1
I don't know if I liked it but I didn't hate it If it stuck solely to the Bible it would be short and boring since we already know the story.
Posted on 2/11/17 at 5:07 pm to Jack Ruby
I don't like it. It's just kind of a nothing movie.
Posted on 2/11/17 at 6:31 pm to JombieZombie
Yeah. Despite rock monsters and the heavy criticism it still hasn't stuck in my mind much.
Posted on 2/11/17 at 6:35 pm to Jack Ruby
I love almost every movie Russell Crowe is in, but I absolutely despised this one. Everything about this movie was fricking atrocious.
Posted on 2/12/17 at 5:16 pm to lsusportsman2
It has nothing to say and all the actors seem like they don't know what they're doing or why they're there. All it really does is reinforce that god is a psychotic a-hole who'll drown women and kill babies cause reasons.
Posted on 2/12/17 at 8:59 pm to Jack Ruby
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Bible thumpers
Why not just say "Christians" instead of trying to be demeaning?
Posted on 2/12/17 at 9:38 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Because not all Christians had a problem with the movie. I'm Christian and throughly enjoyed Aronofsky's take on the story, thought it took a lot from the banned/lost Book of Enoch.
Many Bible thumpers aka certain Protestant faiths/followers took great offense to the movie because they believed it did not follow their strict interpretation of the biblical story.
Many Bible thumpers aka certain Protestant faiths/followers took great offense to the movie because they believed it did not follow their strict interpretation of the biblical story.
This post was edited on 2/12/17 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 2/12/17 at 10:06 pm to Jack Ruby
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their strict interpretation of the biblical story.
Which would have made for very short movie with no drama and a story we all already knew.
Posted on 2/12/17 at 10:27 pm to Jack Ruby
Much like everything else in the Bible, it's a plagerized story from ancient Mesopotamia. I feel sorry for the children who had parents arguing over the historical accuracy of a myth.
If humanity has to start from scratch a few thousand years from now, I wonder what kind of shite they'll dig up and start to grovel to?
If humanity has to start from scratch a few thousand years from now, I wonder what kind of shite they'll dig up and start to grovel to?
Posted on 2/12/17 at 10:48 pm to JombieZombie
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Much like everything else in the Bible, it's a plagerized story from ancient Mesopotamia. I feel sorry for the children who had parents arguing over the historical accuracy of a myth.
You must be the life of every party.
Posted on 2/12/17 at 10:49 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Because all (most) Christians aren't Bible thumpers. It is the Bible thumper theocrats who get "offended" by stuff like that.
Posted on 2/12/17 at 10:50 pm to Jack Ruby
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Noah (2014)
It's a shite movie.
It's terrible no matter how you look at it, unless you're looking for a terrible movie to enjoy on a clinical level.
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