re: Pretty sure my neighbor is a witch.

Only one way to make her know you ain't scared. Wear a flame retardant gimp suit and build a fire on your roof double the size of what she had on her porch. Lay in the fire like you are sacrificing yourself and slowly rise up and dry hump the chimney. Finish by belly flopping off of the roof and smashing onto a car hood below. You have got to show this witch that you are crazier than her of else she is going to kill you.