re: When people say they need to run to the bathroom after eating certain foods?

My family is known for having "picky stomachs". Doesn't really affect me and never causes anyone to run to the shitter. But if people eat certain foods like pizza, they'll complain and blame it on "the our last name stomach".

Now coffee.....I've not once drank a cup of coffee without shitting within 30 minutes. I'll drink a red bull on a day when I'm tired and I realize it's not quite professional. So when someone makes a comment, I tell them I just can't drink coffee at work because it upsets my stomach too much. And I like coffee, just not enough to shite myself