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Posted on 12/20/16 at 10:26 am to muttenstein
John Bender: [Imitating his Father] Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, a-hole, jerk.
[Imitating his Mother]
John Bender: You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.
[Father's voice]
John Bender: Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie.
[His own voice]
John Bender: No dad, what about you?
[Father's voice]
John Bender: frick you.
[His own voice]
John Bender: No dad, what about you?
[Father's voice]
John Bender: frick you.
[His own voice]
John Bender: Dad, what about you?
[Father's voice]
John Bender: frick you!
[Pantomimes getting punched in the face]
Brian Johnson: Is that for real?
John Bender: You wanna come over sometime?
[Imitating his Mother]
John Bender: You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.
[Father's voice]
John Bender: Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie.
[His own voice]
John Bender: No dad, what about you?
[Father's voice]
John Bender: frick you.
[His own voice]
John Bender: No dad, what about you?
[Father's voice]
John Bender: frick you.
[His own voice]
John Bender: Dad, what about you?
[Father's voice]
John Bender: frick you!
[Pantomimes getting punched in the face]
Brian Johnson: Is that for real?
John Bender: You wanna come over sometime?
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