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I wish white chicks had the testicular fortitude to massage like Asian chicks
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:13 pm
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:13 pm
And I'm not even talking to the shady level where the Asian chicks choke your chimichanga. Let's put that aside for the sake of my point.
White masseuses typically rub your neck and shoulders a little and barely place any pressure on your back muscles.
Asians chicks don't play. They'd give you the people's elbow if it meant just releasing a single muscle knot near your shoulder blade. They'll stomp on your back, pull your legs over your head, and even go wrist deep into your butt cheeks just to get a few tense muscles to relax - glutes that white chicks are too afraid to touch.
On top of that, you can walk into an Asian massage place any time instead of having to schedule two weeks out and Asian chicks also charge half the price in cash.
White masseuses better step their game up.
White masseuses typically rub your neck and shoulders a little and barely place any pressure on your back muscles.
Asians chicks don't play. They'd give you the people's elbow if it meant just releasing a single muscle knot near your shoulder blade. They'll stomp on your back, pull your legs over your head, and even go wrist deep into your butt cheeks just to get a few tense muscles to relax - glutes that white chicks are too afraid to touch.
On top of that, you can walk into an Asian massage place any time instead of having to schedule two weeks out and Asian chicks also charge half the price in cash.
White masseuses better step their game up.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:14 pm to theunknownknight
Find you a fatty and they will do whatever you say
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:14 pm to theunknownknight
I read this as "testicular fortitude to message" like through text. lol I was thinking WTF
Get that private, in home masseuse and all your problems are solved. By all, I mean all.
Get that private, in home masseuse and all your problems are solved. By all, I mean all.
This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:15 pm to theunknownknight
The Aloha Spa in NOLA will love you long time
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:15 pm to theunknownknight
While I agree with your premise,
I am disappoint in this topic.
I am disappoint in this topic.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:16 pm to theunknownknight
Do you even Thai Yoga with a white woman bro?
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:19 pm to theunknownknight
there is a Thailand lady boy joke to make in here somewhere
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:20 pm to theunknownknight
I once decided to get one of those massages in the mall where this 80 lb, 60 year old Asian woman was working. I was thinking it was going to be a nice, relaxing massage. She beat the Holy shite out of me!!!
It was a great massage, but not what I was expecting.
It was a great massage, but not what I was expecting.
This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 8:23 pm
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:25 pm to theunknownknight
On the topic of massages, does anyone else have a problem keeping their boner down while some strange chick (or dude?) rubs on you?
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:35 pm to theunknownknight
Go to Asian massages to soothe aches and pains. Go to white chicks to soothe raging boners
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