re: Coworker who constantly has a "death in the family"

[Klinger reads Henry a letter from his mom that says his dad's dying]

Henry Blake: The father dying, right?

Klinger: Yes, sir.

Henry Blake: [takes out a stack of papers and reads them] Father dying last year. Mother dying last year. Mother AND father dying. Mother, father, and older sister dying. Mother dying and older sister pregnant. Older sister dying and mother pregnant. Younger sister pregnant and older sister dying. Ah... Here's an oldie but a goodie: Half of family dying, other half pregnant.