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re: Drunkest You've ever Gotten
Posted on 10/22/16 at 10:41 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Posted on 10/22/16 at 10:41 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Not that hard to grasp but I've never heard of someone walking around a wedding reception party stealing people's drinks from them and bringing them to a single person for them to finish off. Seems really odd, but I guess there isn't anything weird to question in your world and you're 'illiterate' for thinking differently
This post was edited on 10/22/16 at 10:43 am
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Posted on 10/22/16 at 10:52 am to SuperSaint
College.
Woke up in the back of an SUV. In a neighborhood. A guy was outside playing catch with his kids and neighborhood kids. They heard me moving in the truck and came to check. I am non-verbal drunk, and my buddies decided it would be funny to cover my hair with shaving cream. I remember trying to talk and the Dads face looking at me and then leading his kids away.
I get out of the vehicle which is parked at the curb DIRECTLY between two houses. I could not tell you what town I am in. I have to pick which house to knock at first? 50/50 chance to be right or horrify some family and probably go to jail. This was a nice neighborhood. How nobody called the cops, I don't know.
Woke up in the back of an SUV. In a neighborhood. A guy was outside playing catch with his kids and neighborhood kids. They heard me moving in the truck and came to check. I am non-verbal drunk, and my buddies decided it would be funny to cover my hair with shaving cream. I remember trying to talk and the Dads face looking at me and then leading his kids away.
I get out of the vehicle which is parked at the curb DIRECTLY between two houses. I could not tell you what town I am in. I have to pick which house to knock at first? 50/50 chance to be right or horrify some family and probably go to jail. This was a nice neighborhood. How nobody called the cops, I don't know.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 11:00 am to SuperSaint
Navy. Was sent ashore so my rack could be given to a sound engineer for sound trials.
5 days on the beach at Andros Island, Bahamas with 10 other shipmates.
First night the bar had $.25 beer. Can you imagine being out to sea for two months and finding a bar with that type of special? We got shitfaced and would up "procuring" a couple golf carts playing football and smashing anything we could find.
The following days saw rare moments of sobriety as we partied hard.
Someone reported our golf cart actions to our COB "Chief of the Boat" who called us into the goat locker. PO DeSeares explain to COB that we did in fact drive the carts thinking they were free to use for everyone. He vehemently denied the destruction of numerous satellite dishes, bicycles abandoned in the streets and the golf cart found half submerged in the swamp.
It was COBs first week onboard. He says "I don't believe a god damn thing you just said but since this is my first week (he came aboard when we went ashore), consider this your one and only "Get out of jail free card"
It was one of the best weeks of my Navy career but we should have been masted for it
5 days on the beach at Andros Island, Bahamas with 10 other shipmates.
First night the bar had $.25 beer. Can you imagine being out to sea for two months and finding a bar with that type of special? We got shitfaced and would up "procuring" a couple golf carts playing football and smashing anything we could find.
The following days saw rare moments of sobriety as we partied hard.
Someone reported our golf cart actions to our COB "Chief of the Boat" who called us into the goat locker. PO DeSeares explain to COB that we did in fact drive the carts thinking they were free to use for everyone. He vehemently denied the destruction of numerous satellite dishes, bicycles abandoned in the streets and the golf cart found half submerged in the swamp.
It was COBs first week onboard. He says "I don't believe a god damn thing you just said but since this is my first week (he came aboard when we went ashore), consider this your one and only "Get out of jail free card"
It was one of the best weeks of my Navy career but we should have been masted for it
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