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Man puts wife up for bid on EBAY
Posted on 9/13/16 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 9/13/16 at 3:37 pm
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Simon posted the listing using the title ‘Used Wife’, alongside a picture of Leandra and a tongue-in-cheek description.
“For sale one wife,” he wrote. “Not new has been used but still got some good miles left in her.”
“Reason for selling … I’ve had my fill and feel like there HAS to someone out there that is more deserving of her [than] me (oh dear god please let there be.)”
Going on to list Leandra’s body work and paint work as still in decent condition, he went on to say she had some skills in the kitchen, before listing her bad points:
“Often makes this noise that cannot be silenced unless you order brand new shiny parts of metal,” he quipped.
“Sometimes them skills in the kitchen result in you ending up in hospital. All in all not a bad model for the year. I’m sure some lucky guy will get lots of use.”
He finished the post inviting people to make him an offer before joking that he might consider a part exchange for a younger model.
“*T&C’s Once bought, you cannot return … EVER!” he concluded.
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But it seems Simon did a good job of selling his wife in the description as she managed to tot up 57 bids, with the highest bidder offering a whopping £65,888.
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Posted on 9/13/16 at 3:38 pm to TJGator1215
This post was edited on 9/13/16 at 3:39 pm
Posted on 9/13/16 at 3:39 pm to Jackie Chan
Got damnit, search function, use it
Posted on 9/13/16 at 3:39 pm to Jackie Chan
I really wish the search function would've had told me.
Posted on 9/13/16 at 3:39 pm to PolyPusher86
I did it didn't return shite
Posted on 9/13/16 at 3:39 pm to Tigeralum2008
holy fricking huge nose, batman.
Posted on 9/13/16 at 3:40 pm to TJGator1215
What a nose on that chick
Posted on 9/13/16 at 3:40 pm to TJGator1215
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I really wish the search function would've had told me.
Wish you would've used spell check
Posted on 9/13/16 at 3:40 pm to TJGator1215
Beak is a bit on the large side, but I would short term lease her.
Posted on 9/13/16 at 3:40 pm to Hook Em Horns
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holy fricking huge nose, batman.
It's a new low when you steal mizzoukills material.
Posted on 9/13/16 at 3:41 pm to TJGator1215
If you did search and did not find it, you should probably not post anymore.
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