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Seinfeld 9/11 script

Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:06 pm
Posted by samson'sseed
Augusta
Member since Aug 2013
2070 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:06 pm
Some guy wrote a script of a Seinfeld episode, as if the characters experienced 9/11.

LINK

I've only had a chance to read the first 12 pages of 44 but so far it is pretty funny.

George is telling the firemen they must feel pretty lucky getting to be heroes.

Elaine's boyfriend was killed in the towers, but she was going to break up with him anyway. (Actually, much to her disappointment, he survived.

Kramer discovered he knew the terrorist leader of the hijacking...he borrowed his boxcutter.

Jerry can't eat a sandwich at the deli because it has dust on it from the buildings.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63226 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Kramer discovered he knew the terrorist leader of the hijacking...he borrowed his boxcutter.


Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
10738 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:09 pm to
They should do a Holocaust script, too.
Posted by AlaTiger
America
Member since Aug 2006
21638 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:15 pm to
Jerry would make out with someone during the Holocaust.


You know, everyone hated the finale of that series, but it really did do it justice just in capturing how horrible the characters were. Though, it would have been better if it had just been a normal show about nothing instead of trying to tie it all together. And, then just let the series end.

I would not want to see any of those people anywhere near anything about 9/11 though.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

George is telling the firemen they must feel pretty lucky getting to be heroes.

Elaine's boyfriend was killed in the towers, but she was going to break up with him anyway. (Actually, much to her disappointment, he survived.

Kramer discovered he knew the terrorist leader of the hijacking...he borrowed his boxcutter.

Jerry can't eat a sandwich at the deli because it has dust on it from the buildings.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:18 pm to
Besides for this thread being extremely Germans and posted on this board just a week or two ago, I hate to inform you that the script is complete bullshite.

It's a spoof. It's not an actual Seinfeld script.

/thread.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

Besides for this thread being extremely Germans and posted on this board just a week or two ago, I hate to inform you that the script is complete bullshite.

It's a spoof. It's not an actual Seinfeld script.

/thread.
Such a terrible poster.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

such a terrible poster




Hey, I learn from the best - Tigerdroppings and tRant have mentored me well.
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
24655 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:26 pm to
Can I down vote this twice in Germany?
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:32 pm to
It's not even the clever Germans reference, it's the fact that you felt the need to insist that this is not an actual Seinfeld script, as if the OP wasn't clear.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 3:39 pm to
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
12993 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

quote: Besides for this thread being extremely Germans and posted on this board just a week or two ago, I hate to inform you that the script is complete bullshite. It's a spoof. It's not an actual Seinfeld script. /thread.

Such a terrible poster.


Now, I don't mean to go all "SJW" or anything, but it really isn't nice to make fun of people with an extra chromosome.
Posted by Geaux Piggins Geaux
Member since Aug 2015
984 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

HARDWARE STORE CASHIER
Box-cutter, huh?
KRAMER
Oh yeah. You wouldn’t believe what
happened to my last one.
HARDWARE STORE CASHIER
Go ahead - try me!
KRAMER NODS. HE’LL GIVE IT A GO.
Posted by samson'sseed
Augusta
Member since Aug 2013
2070 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:57 am to
I never claimed it was a real Seinfeld script, dumbass.

I know the show ended 3 years before 9/11.

Here's a link to the other thread.

LINK
This post was edited on 8/12/16 at 7:58 am
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