Quite honestly, I'm sick of all this. It's giving me heartburn and starting to affect my job performance because I spend too much time on The Rant/Coaches Board. So, in the interest of everyone involved, I hereby offer my services as the next coach at the University of Michigan. I will even accept the measley sum of $750,000.00 as my salary. All I need now is a staff!! Any volunteers?

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Posted by Godfather1

What WAS St George, Louisiana

Member since Oct 2006

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Posted on 12/12/07 at 5:04 pm to tigerchad11

I'll be your OC for $150,000. My offense will be simple - 4 WRs, 1 RB, shotgun formation, and all you MFers go deep. Just like in the backyard.

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Posted by LSUsaintsfanla

NOLA

Member since Dec 2006

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Posted on 12/12/07 at 5:05 pm to tigerchad11

i'll be your DC and my plan is simple, tackle the guy with the ball!!! #1 d in the country, write it down!!!!

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Posted by BTigerFan

Zephyr Cove, NV

Member since Dec 2004

458 posts

Posted on 12/12/07 at 5:12 pm to LSUsaintsfanla

I'll take the DC job. My defensive philosophy is to blitz from the time we are getting off of the bus and won't stop till we get back on.

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Posted by TigerWoody

btwn where I was & where I will be

Member since Dec 2007

11387 posts

Posted on 12/12/07 at 5:28 pm to tigerchad11

hey I'll be the OC, that's easy...this is the Big 10 for cryin' out loud. You only need one wide receiver with only moderate speed but you need running backs who are willing to pound it up the middle all day long...

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Posted by LSUmomma

Member since Sep 2007

8177 posts

Posted on 12/12/07 at 5:49 pm to TigerWoody

I'll coach the O-line for "small change"!

Okay, all you great big guys, dig in, and DON'T BE MOVED!!

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Posted by ides

Member since Dec 2007

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Posted on 12/12/07 at 6:11 pm to LSUmomma

Aw, c'mon. Don't you know--the assistants are already in place. All we need is someone to put up with them for a year.

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Posted by tigerchad11

Brandon, MS

Member since Nov 2007

1791 posts

Posted on 12/12/07 at 6:13 pm to LSUmomma

Sweet!! You are all hired! I will get the process moving and will be in contact in the next week or so!!!! I think we will have a top notch staff here and will win some games and maybe a few championships!!!

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