re: Just passed by an Applebees with a full parking lot

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I know it's happy hour, but has anyone ever been happy after eating at Applebees?

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This is not the point of the existence of Applebee's. Some of them have a bunch of hot girls working there. Some have big boned moon faces.

When in college, go to each Applebee's and every other chain restaurant in town. Figure out which one has the most talent. Get a gig there. After work they all go out drinking together. This leads to sex. Most of the employees have slept with each other.

You can even fast track your way through them all by having a cool car.