re: What's the Best DUI Defense You Ever Heard?

Something like this actually happened with me as a witness. Long story, short, drunk on her butt girl plowed through my fence, destroying it, ran down the street, bouncing off parked cars like playing bumper cars, knocked on door, mom opened it, and they stood outside screaming at each other. As I was too shocked to do anything else, I watched them the whole time. Come court time, she told the judge that she was so shook up she dashed inside & took several large gulps of bourbon to calm herself down. I testified that she never went inside. Judge believed me but D.A. told me later that had i not been able to testify, she would have won the case. That she subsequently failed 3 separate sobriety tests would have been worthless.