re: Big fat girls with pretty faces

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What's the downside to banging a big fat girl with a pretty face?

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1. Trying to find a good excuse to tell your friends when they inevitably find out (because they will find out)
2. Keeping your balance while you're playing human see-saw on top of her and not being able to reach the bed to prop yourself up (ya know, because she's super fat)
3. Getting a good nights sleep with Babe the Blue Ox laying next to you sawing lumber (not that you'll be able to sleep, since you'll be busy evaluating your life choices that led you to that point)
4. Getting the sound of all of the fat slapping out of your head (it's like Toto's "Africa", it never just goes away)