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re: What Happens When you Put Mirrors in the Hoodest Part of the Jungle (NSFW)

Posted on 5/8/16 at 4:55 pm to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 4:55 pm to
The narration tho
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
5870 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 5:03 pm to
Gorilla lives matter.
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 5:07 pm to
hilarious
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20190 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 5:08 pm to
Okay, who produced that?

Black hip hoppers or the KKK. I need to know whether to laugh hysterically or start an angry protest.
Posted by Captain Lafitte
Barataria Bay
Member since Nov 2012
6384 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 5:08 pm to
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frick all that talk, I ain't no bitch, cuz. What's up with... Oh, oh shite he got a gun!

Posted by ajs008
Denver, CO
Member since Feb 2007
657 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:23 pm to
Can you imagine being this guy? LINK
Posted by Bigpoppat
Drinking a Manhattan
Member since Oct 2008
9221 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:26 pm to
Posted by cascadia
Georgia
Member since Jan 2014
2089 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:38 pm to
I would have need a new rain coat from the copies amountsold of piss and shite ruining the one I was wearing.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:51 pm to
Man those gorillas are no fricking joke. You're not supposed to look them in the eyes or they'll attack you
Posted by T
Member since Jan 2004
9889 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 8:32 pm to
White people actually created this video. Pretty horrible you all are laughing at it.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8354 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 8:48 pm to
Big monkies are scary!
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:26 am to
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Is this why you carry a gun to mow your own lawn?


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Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43327 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:38 am to
good stuff


Frickin big apes are scary
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:38 am to
Balls of steel.

LINK
This post was edited on 5/9/16 at 7:40 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124851 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:40 am to
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White people actually created this video. Pretty horrible you all are laughing at it.


What's wrong with "white people"?(who are all the same with no variation at all)


If something is funny, it's funny.

Doesn't matter who says it, doesn't matter who it "offends".

Hell, if Obama bin Ladin told a funny joke it would still be funny.

This prog thought-crime idea that only certain people can tell certain jokes is bullshite.
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:59 am to
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This prog thought-crime idea that only certain people can tell certain jokes is bullshite.


Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:10 am to
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Anytime I see a video with gorillas I just think about how easily they could kill a person. Those things are fricking terrifying


Yep

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A gorilla can reach speeds of 20 mph to 25 mph. In comparison, Usain Bolt's record in the 100-meter dash roughly translates into 23 mph (Bolt reaches peak speeds of around 27 mph—but still).So, even if you were Usain Bolt, there's a good chance you're not outrunning a gorilla, and this assumes the fight takes place on a race track (where a human can really sprint) and not in a forest, where running speed isn't much of an issue. So now, you've got a gorilla who most likely can catch up to all but the most elite sprinters on the planet. Conclusion: You're not outrunning the gorilla.


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The average gorilla is approximately six to 15 times as strong (depending on who you ask). All those techniques that we rely on to defeat stronger opponents aren't going to be enough to overcome that much strength differential: You will not be arm-barring a gorilla, for instance, even if you're Rickson Gracie.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:23 am to
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Anytime I see a video with gorillas I just think about how easily they could kill a person. Those things are fricking terrifying


Could rip your arms from your sockets like they're made of warm butter and then beat you to death with them.

Or they could just rip your head off and throw it at your corpse.

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
135178 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:27 am to
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Am I wrong for really expecting this to take place in the hood. Probably would have been the same result

They need to send in a magician next.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124851 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:27 am to
I'd pay to see Rhonda Rousey fight a gorilla.
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