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re: The wife getting over-weight
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:16 pm to thickandthin
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:16 pm to thickandthin
Be a man and spank her fat arse every time she even thinks about eating. Not exercising? Spank the fat arse. Show her who is boss. Tell her if she doesn't lose weight and get in shape her life will be lonely and sad. Tell her she is an embarrassment to herself, her family, her god and to you. Tell her you are going to divorce her fat arse and find someone who cares enough about the relationship to take care of herself. Then spank her chubby butt again.
This post was edited on 4/6/16 at 9:32 pm
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Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:20 pm to tiger20009
I actually laughed out loud. Congrats
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:23 pm to tiger20009
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Be a man and spank her fat arse every time she even thinks about eating. Not exercising? Spank the fat arse. Show her who is boss. Tell her if she doesn't lose weight and get in shape her life will be lonely and sad. Tell her she is an embarrassment to herself, her family, her god and to you. Tell her you are going to divorce her fat arse and find someone who cares enough about the relationship to take care of herself. Then spank her chubby butt again.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is an O-T Alpha in his natural habitat.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:32 pm to tiger20009
I am not good at subtlety or manipulation, so I might approach things differently than most. I would tell her that I am a superficial person person and her looks matter to me. Tell her that if she wants to make a commitment to looking good, you'll do everything you can to help her with the time, effort and money it takes. Tell her if she doesn't want to make the commitment to her looks, maybe you two should reevaluate the future of your relationship, i.e. call call it quits before it's too late.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:16 pm to tiger20009
quote:
Be a man and spank her fat arse every time she even thinks about eating. Not exercising? Spank the fat arse. Show her who is boss. Tell her if she doesn't lose weight and get in shape her life will be lonely and sad. Tell her she is an embarrassment to herself, her family, her god and to you. Tell her you are going to divorce her fat arse and find someone who cares enough about the relationship to take care of herself. Then spank her chubby butt again.
Not gonna lie, this post made me a little moist.
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