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re: Dog advice: My copperhead killing dog failed to attack one in my yard
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:49 am to chinhoyang
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:49 am to chinhoyang
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This and she's convinced herself that she is allergic to electricity. I've asked her "who uses these weapons" and she gets mad and says "the military." "So the military comes to (the shite town where we live) with their expensive secret weapons just to (make your cell phone act weird, foot fall asleep, etc.) Basically, anything that happens must have some third party doing it.
Local bailiff says I'm going to get stabbed in my sleep.
She also gets a new cell phone and number every two months or so. The second anything abnormal happens (e.g. slow due to bad reception), she starts f'ing with it and then it does get all screwed up.
I deal with it except when she gives me shite for being "in charge of team 521." I wish I had that kind of power. I asked "how do I get all these people with bright headlights to follow you around" and her answer is always "social media."
How in the holy hell did you end up with this woman? 
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Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:49 am to Iron Lion
So wait, you still willingly hang out with you ex?
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:50 am to chinhoyang
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chinhoyang
Dude you need to pack your shite and your snake wrestling dog up and GTFO.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:51 am to chinhoyang
Copperheads my wife claims she has seen: 27
Copperheads my wife has actually seen: 0
Copperheads my wife has actually seen: 0
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:53 am to chinhoyang
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No. Even though we live in one of Louisiana's most down and out towns, she thinks that there is a Team 521 that has directed energy weapons that they use on her. The new headlights really freak her out at times. If we eat somewhere and a car pulls up with those headlights, there's a ten minute discussion of how the car is targeting her with the headlights.
So she's not really your ex?
Posted on 3/16/16 at 10:57 am to chinhoyang
Where do you live that is so infested w/ copperheads?
Tell me, so I don't accidentally go there.
Tell me, so I don't accidentally go there.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:00 am to Chad504boy
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maybe dog hates your exwife.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:00 am to McCaigBro69
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So wait, you still willingly hang out with you ex?
We live together in the same house.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:04 am to VetteGuy
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Where do you live that is so infested w/ copperheads?
Tell me, so I don't accidentally go there
We go to where they are: One of the plants at the Port of Shreveport (in the nearby woods/drainage area), our airport, Judge's farm (he saw some), etc.
She's worked the ravine near my house, but this is the first we've had around the house.
The dog lives to patrol. Before snakes, it was cats. She whacked all my dad's barn cats one morning.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:06 am to chinhoyang
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We live together in the same house.
I still want to know how it works when she has a guy come over or you bring another woman around.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:07 am to Darth_Vader
I think we all know neither of those happen
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:09 am to chinhoyang
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We live together in the same house.
Yoga Girl?
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:14 am to Darth_Vader
We reconciled post divorce.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:15 am to chinhoyang
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Even though we live in one of Louisiana's most down and out towns, she thinks that there is a Team 521 that has directed energy weapons that they use on her. The new headlights really freak her out at times. If we eat somewhere and a car pulls up with those headlights, there's a ten minute discussion of how the car is targeting her with the headlights.
If one gets behind us, I often have to pull over and let it pass.
Do you have any idea how much fun this would be to intentionally frick with her? I would have all my friends "target" here with their vehicles
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:16 am to chinhoyang
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I trained her to kill them, but to ignore non-venomous snakes
How did you do this?
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:20 am to Artie Rome
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How did you do this?
he didn't, re-read OP.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:21 am to chinhoyang
Did you meet her in the rail yards?
This post was edited on 3/16/16 at 11:21 am
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:24 am to Chad504boy
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he didn't, re-read OP.
No thanks. I just realized this was a post by Captain Choo-choo. I'll just ignore it from here on out.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:31 am to Artie Rome
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this was a post by Captain Choo-choo
is he involved with trains and stuff? If so, i think i did find her pic.
Posted on 3/16/16 at 11:33 am to Chad504boy
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maybe dog hates your exwife.
Yeah, its like the OP thinks something is wrong with the perfect dog, and thinks the Rant can mess up a good thing, I guess...
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