re: What are some weird things your dog does?

my female coonhound:

smells my wife's vajooj and my penis all the time.

has stuck nose in crack during coitus.

is a nervous peeer. completely house trained, but if you scold her or get excited around her she pees.

will freak out if my lab is getting attention and attack him if she sees he's getting a scratch

my black lab:

loves bananas. will attack whenever he sees one out and doesn't get one.

will stick his head on the bed and watch during coitus, but leave us uninterrupted.

walks up to me sits. cocks his head and puts a paw on me. if you knock it off, he'll put it back

goes to sleep in the other room but is asleep on the foot of the bed every morning.

the pair:

hang out outside like their bffs. spoon, hide under the bushes, chase squirrels. the second we let them in, they sprint in and begin GD WWII all across the house fighting in every room until one gives up and then they lay down beside each other.