re: Can You Go An Entire Week Without Breaking A Single Law?

I piss in my backyard every day when I get home from work. Is that breaking the law? I also find that there is a direct proportion to the amount of beer that I drink and if I will piss in the front yard or not. (at night of course). I will under no circumstances piss inside my bathroom if I am in closer proximity to one of the doors on the exterior of my house.