re: I have a buddy up North whose wife went on a cheating spree with a guy.

I guess she forgot to check in her purse for her Id so she would know who the frick she was. Even better is she forgot to look in her phone and call somebody to let them know she had fallen and had memory loss.

Your friend is a fricking dumbass for even considering this excuse could be legit. His whore gf is just as dumb because despite having an entire weekend to come up with a good excuse as to why she was getting railed be another guy, amnesia was the best she could do.