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re: Getting wood chippered on your first day on the job
Posted on 12/8/15 at 10:46 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Posted on 12/8/15 at 10:46 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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He was found dead inside the wood chipper
Damn.. how much would be left of him?
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:00 pm to The Boat
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Damn.. how much would be left of him?
When something goes into a chipper it gets completely chippered before the machine shuts down. Think running over a toad with your lawnmower.
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:22 pm to The Boat
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Damn.. how much would be left of him?
Depends on the size chipper. A small one for limbs will cut a leg or arm off and you bleed out. But a big commercial one that pulls behind a dump truck would turn a human into oatmeal. There are a few videos you can find on the net of people getting sucked into the really big ones.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 8:29 pm to The Boat
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Damn.. how much would be left of him?
Not even his trunk
This post was edited on 12/9/15 at 8:30 pm
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