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re: South Park: You're Not Yelping
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:53 am to Erin Go Bragh
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:53 am to Erin Go Bragh
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But the same kind of biases,the same need for exacting revenge and the same kind of self absorption that propels Cartman into insanity are harbored in each and everyone of us to one degree or another.
You need to check yourself into a mental health clinic if you identify with Eric Cartman.
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Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:57 am to Breesus
OK sport. You're obviously a superior human being and harbor no character flaws demonstrated in the extreme with the Cartman character.
Seriously, if you did not understand the nuance of my reasoning you're probably too obtuse for me to continue this dialogue.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 10:58 am to Breesus
Loved this episode... frick Yelp reviewers, specifically the ones who give out bullshite 1 star and 2 star reviews.
These types of reviewers are the same types who complain about everything at restaurants to try and get free food. The ones who will stiff their waiter because they didn't like how the food tasted. We all know these types of people.
Reminds me of when I worked at a Mexican restaurant in college. Part of our duties as a waiter was to make the guacamole tableside if they ordered it. This was generally a process that took a few minutes to do. I was making it for my table and one of my other tables looked at me and was shaking his empty glass at me. I told them I will refill it when I am finished making the guacamole. They then got up and went to my manager and had my manager refill their glass and complained to my manager that I was ignorning them, and I got stiffed.
frick people like that.
These types of reviewers are the same types who complain about everything at restaurants to try and get free food. The ones who will stiff their waiter because they didn't like how the food tasted. We all know these types of people.
Reminds me of when I worked at a Mexican restaurant in college. Part of our duties as a waiter was to make the guacamole tableside if they ordered it. This was generally a process that took a few minutes to do. I was making it for my table and one of my other tables looked at me and was shaking his empty glass at me. I told them I will refill it when I am finished making the guacamole. They then got up and went to my manager and had my manager refill their glass and complained to my manager that I was ignorning them, and I got stiffed.
frick people like that.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 11:14 am to CocomoLSU
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(Jacking in in San Diego is pretty terrible IMO
no
Posted on 10/15/15 at 11:29 am to Breesus
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It was funny what they did, I was just expecting something epic from Cartman. He's been basically neutered the last two seasons.
He's been neutered a bit since the breast cancer episode.
Enjoyed the episode. Snob Gerald is the best Gerald.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 11:37 am to accnodefense
yeah, Yelp reviewers can be bad. I had a lady give me one star 14 months after her repair because I wouldn't go back and fix a separate problem without charging a service fee. She says I offered her a refund (not true) and refused to send it.
So she wrote a long arse review about how busy she was and how this messed up everything. I responded, posted she was eight months out of warranty and that had she paid a service fee we would of came back out, but no way we were refunding a service fee from over a year ago.
Still yelp keeps that review up while blocking 5-star reviews, because she is a Yelper, and the others are people who joined yelp just to review me.
So she wrote a long arse review about how busy she was and how this messed up everything. I responded, posted she was eight months out of warranty and that had she paid a service fee we would of came back out, but no way we were refunding a service fee from over a year ago.
Still yelp keeps that review up while blocking 5-star reviews, because she is a Yelper, and the others are people who joined yelp just to review me.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 11:42 am to Breesus
One of my all time favorites.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 12:21 pm to Napoleon
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Still yelp keeps that review up while blocking 5-star reviews, because she is a Yelper
I do always find it interesting to click the not recommended reviews. Here's an example:
Posted on 10/15/15 at 12:44 pm to hsfolk
Just saw the episode.
I called Cartman pretty much exploiting Yelp for personal gain on the first page of this thread.
fricking Boogers and Cum had me DYING. I love any episode with an epic trey parker song. This is in their top 5 of songs (going all the way back to Cannibal the Musical)
I called Cartman pretty much exploiting Yelp for personal gain on the first page of this thread.
fricking Boogers and Cum had me DYING. I love any episode with an epic trey parker song. This is in their top 5 of songs (going all the way back to Cannibal the Musical)
Posted on 10/15/15 at 1:10 pm to musick
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I called Cartman pretty much exploiting Yelp for personal gain on the first page of this thread.
We are not worthy, oh magic seer of the future. How did you ever manage to predict that? 
Posted on 10/15/15 at 1:13 pm to CocomoLSU
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So you're one of Yelper's special blessed
You demand a restaurant's very best
Well, they're gonna treat you special
I'm tellin' ya chum
Now get yourself ready for some boogers and cum!
(Boogers and cum!)
That's called the Yelper special!
(Boogers and cum!)
Say, what's that on your pretzel?
Your online critiques are real useful to some
So have a good time eatin' boogers and cum!
(Boogers and cum!)
Someone farted on your salad
(Boogers and cum!)
But your decor critiques are valid!
You think you're special like you're a number one
But there's a whole lotta special in boogers and cum!
(Boogers and cum!)
How 'bout some feces with your flounder?
(Boogers and cum!)
You like that queefy quarter pounder?
What's that spice that spice that feels tangy on my tongue?
Oh that's the yuzu pepper (along with some boogers and cum)
(Boogers and cum!)
Being a food critic's easy!
(Boogers and cum!)
Oh, you feel a little queezy?
Do you need a diagnosis, because the doctor's got one!
Your stomach seems to be filled with boogers and cum.
(Boogers and cum!)
Piss in your potatoes
(Boogers and cum!)
Some guy shite in your tomatoes
Alright fancy food critic looks like you've won
Now please enjoy all the boogers... boogers.... and cum!
This post was edited on 10/15/15 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 10/15/15 at 1:14 pm to musick
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I love any episode with an epic trey parker song. This is in their top 5 of songs (going all the way back to Cannibal the Musical)
This is not in their top 5 dude.
TEam America
BIgger Longer and Uncut
Basketball
Cannibal
Book Of Mormom
It was funny, but slow down
Posted on 10/15/15 at 1:16 pm to Breesus
To me it's top 5.
You can't tell me what my top 5 is
Just read those lyrics I posted above.
Queefy Quarter Pounder alone is top 5.
You can't tell me what my top 5 is
Just read those lyrics I posted above.
Queefy Quarter Pounder alone is top 5.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 1:17 pm to Breesus
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Breesus
Be honest, you were that kid whose mom never let him swin without a life jacket on, weren't you..?
Posted on 10/15/15 at 1:19 pm to CocomoLSU
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Be honest, you were that kid whose mom never let him swin without a life jacket on, weren't you..
Definitely not. My parents were about as far from helicopter parents as you can get.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 1:20 pm to CocomoLSU
DP
This post was edited on 10/15/15 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 10/15/15 at 1:21 pm to musick
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To me it's top 5.
You can't tell me what my top 5 is
Fair enough
I can defintely see it as a top 5 south park tv show song. it's in mine.
But Trey Parker song? No shot.
There are just too many gems in the movies I listed .
Posted on 10/15/15 at 1:26 pm to Breesus
Oh I agree, I need to go back and watch their old stuff. I love Cannibal!, and it's been way too long since I've watched it. I don't really remember any songs in BASEketball. Team America probably has the funniest of all though in numbers.
I need to check out Mormon somehow.
I need to check out Mormon somehow.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 1:27 pm to musick
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I need to check out Mormon somehow.
It comes to NOLA next February
Posted on 10/15/15 at 1:30 pm to musick
I was just reading a review and forgot totally about the Cartman 2-star review of the Mexican place because "my shite was waterless, and solid and all together as one piece instead of a watery/liquid, I had to push it out. It was like getting raped from the inside"
This post was edited on 10/15/15 at 1:32 pm
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