Friday
Arizona State (1-1) vs New Mexico (1-1) 7:00 PM Pac 12 Network
These mother forkers will start playing well just in time for the USC game, which sucks all kinds of arse.

Saturday
#12 Oregon (1-1) vs Georgia State (1-1) 11:00 AM Pac 12 Network
The Ducks romp in an all-day Autzen day-glo jizzfest.

Washington (1-1) vs Utah State (1-1) 2:00 PM Pac 12 Network
U-Dub showing signs of life. Close, but Huskies should win this.

Colorado (1-1) @ Colorado State (1-1) 4:00 PM CBS Sports Network
Rocky Mountain Hate Bowl goes to the Buffs. Maybe. This is a total P12 homer pick, I'll just put that out there.

California (2-0) @ Texas (1-1) 4:30 PM Fox
The Bears BBQ Bevo. Charlie Strong, Longhorns weak.

#6 USC (2-0) vs Stanford (1-1) 5:00 PM ABC
Speed kills. Kevin Hogan might get knocked out of this game. Trojans Fight the frick on, and Sark celebrates with Modelo Sin.

Oregon State (1-1) vs San Jose State (1-1) 5:00 PM Pac 12 Network
Beavers really should win this easily, but they'll make it look difficult. Dam it.

Washington State (1-1) vs Wyoming (0-2) 5:30 PM Pac 12 Network
The Pirate takes his State University of New Jersey beating Cougs into battle against the high plains Cowboys, and beats them.

#24 Utah (2-0) @ Fresno State (1-1) 7:30 PM CBS Sports Network
Fred Gwynne might not have known what a "Ute" is, but the Bulldogs gon' learn today!

#10 UCLA (2-0) vs #19 BYU (2-0) 7:30 PM FS1
Hate to give these fox ticks props, but the bRuins are actually really frickin' good. Powder bluies win, but the Mormons fight hard.

#20 Arizona (2-0) vs Northern Arizona (2-0) 8:00 PM Pac 12 Network
"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK" probably not the lyrics to the UNA fight song, but probably accurate. They're undefeated, but Cats win big.

This post was edited on 9/16/15 at 9:02 am